CryptoPolyTech.com
Crypto, Politics, Tech, Gaming & World News.

Vatican Scientists Successfully Transplant Pig Soul Into Human

 | cutline • press clip • news of the day |

Cryptopolytech Public Press Pass

Title: Vatican Scientists Successfully Transplant Pig Soul Into Human
200000048 – World Newser
•| World |•| Online |•| Media |•| Outlet |

Vatican Scientists Successfully Transplant Pig Soul Into Human

VATICAN CITY—In what theologians are describing as a giant step forward in divine surgery, a team of Vatican scientists successfully transplanted a pig soul into a human for the first time in church history, sources within the Holy See reported Friday. “We were in prayer for more than eight hours, but we’re pleased to announce that after a few extra Hail Marys to make sure it took, we were able to get a human body to accept a pig’s soul,” said chief surgeon Father Lorenzo Piccoli, explaining that the new development had potentially massive implications for people who were born with congenital soul defects and needed a replacement. “It’s a delicate procedure. There’s always the possibility that a demon soul could enter, and then suddenly you’re in the operating chapel having to perform an emergency exorcism. But we’re pleased to report we can now give people a second chance at spiritual life, this time as a pig. Our patient has made a full recovery and is at the moment oinking happily and eating acorns.” The scientists went on to clarify that in keeping with the Catholic teaching that animals cannot enter into the kingdom of heaven, the recipient of the transplant would be damned for all eternity.


‘News of the Day’ content, as reported by public domain newswires.

Find more, like the above, right here on Cryptopolytech.com by following our extensive quiclick links appearing on images or within categories [NEWSer CHEWSer].

Source Information (if available)

It appears the above article may have originally appeared on www.theonion.com and has been shared elsewhere on the internet, repeatedly. News articles have become eerily similar to manufacturer descriptions.

We will happily entertain any content removal requests, simply reach out to us. In the interim, please perform due diligence and place any content you deem “privileged” behind a subscription and/or paywall.

We compile ‘news of the day’ content in an unbiased manner and contextually classify it to promote the growth of knowledge by sharing it just like Vatican Scientists Successfully Transplant Pig Soul Into Human

First to share? If share image does not populate, please close the share box & re-open or reload page to load the image, Thanks!

You might also like